Don’t send nudes
SEND ME PICTURES OF SPIDERMAAAN!
best part is that it’s even scarier when they lift the cup and nothing is there and they think it got out
i think you need a nap satan
walking out of a bathroom with no hand dryers like
friends meme: 1/7 episodes · the one where rachel has a baby
“You listen to me! Since I have been waiting, four women, that’s four, one higher than the number of centimetres that I am dilated, have come and gone with their babies. I’m next. It’s my turn. It’s only fair. And if you bring in one more woman and she has her baby before me, I’m going to sue you. Not this hospital, I’m gonna sue you!"
when someone shows you the receipts of your fav being problematic